Sunday, 25 August 2013

Muppet Learning Curve

I am now a year into this strange triathlon experiment.  I celebrated the anniversary by competing in a repeat of the very first event I had tried back in 2012.  The Ringmer Novice Triathlon.

So what was the net result?  How much have I improved, if at all?  And how steep has the learning curve been?

The answer to the first two questions, in an extremely simplified sense, is 5 seconds.

If you look at the time I did last year and then compare it to the time I did this year, the difference was a mere 5 seconds.

But there is more to say here.  Last year I completed the 250m swim in 8mins 37secs, whereas this year it was 5mins 12secs.  A massive improvement over such a short distance (the fact I see this as a really short distance tells a story as well).  Transition was in a different place and much further away, yet my bike time was roughly the same as last year (they include the transitions in the bike time at this one).  Therefore I must have ridden quicker.

Ahem, er, now we come to the crux.  I was feeling good on the run and glanced at my watch.  A sudden feeling came to me that I was going to break 50mins and the person who had come 3rd overall last year got something like that.  A shiny podium may be lying in wait at the end...... Then I felt lonely.  Where was everyone?  Why were there no marshalls at this junction?  I had (and not for the first time) gone the wrong way.  By the time I had retraced my steps and gone into and across the field I should have I was a full 2 and a half minutes slower than last year!  Hence 4 seconds (I finished 6th).

In answer to my last question above I have learnt one thing this year.  I am a complete and utter muppet!

Ringmer Novice Triathlon Muppet Rating: 5

Triathlon Muppet